Issue edited by Al Goldstein. Essays "Doomed to Fail : The Inside Story of Why Your Telephone Operator Never Works!" by John Francis Hunter; "Is Dynamite an Aphrodisiac?" by Dot Smith; "Making It in the Bear Market," by Sigmoid Colon; "Poems from the Peons," by A.D. Weiner; "To Fart or Not to Fart," by D.A. Latimer; "Fuckbooks : Robbins the Rapist," by Michael Perkins; "Homosexual Citizen : Up Against the Wall, Cocksucker!" by Lige and Jack; "Dirty Diversions : In the Shadow of Her Nose," by Al Goldstein; "Naked City," Bob Amsel; "Shit List," by Jim Buckley; comic by John Thomas; comics by John Caldwell.