Issue edited by Al Goldstein. Essays include "Bearded Hippie Cult Unmasked!" by Al Goldstein; "Gay News : Is Santa Gay? Photos Cloud Issue," by Aunti Butch; "Variety : Santa Sex Soiree' Seen by Sky Spy," by Ken Gaul; "Homosexual Citizen : Jesus Loves John," by Lige and Jack; "Anatomy of a Slit... Is It All It's Cracked Out to Be?" by Sigmoid Colon; "Fuckbooks : M Is for the Mess You Made of Me," by Michael Perkins; "The Miracle of Mary," by Leah Fritz; full color centerfold of Al Goldstein and Jim Buckley in Santa suits with three naked women; "Naked City," by Bob Amsel; "Dirty Diversions : Nearer Thy Cunt to Me, or the Truth about Judith Crist!" by Al Goldstein; "Shit List," by Al Goldstein; "I Want to Reach Orgasm, What Train Will Take Me There?" musical score and words by Bela Horvath.